JOIN ME my fellow Americans on this historic journey. We live in dangerous times, and to face them, we need an equally dangerous leader.
That leader is me.
I pledge to carry on with the excellant policies of our 43rd President, George W Bush. I promise to continue the war in Iraq, even after we have long forgotten why we went in there in the first place, and we will continue supporting the Iraqi government and the Iraqi people - whether they want us to or not.
Here at home I promise to cut taxes and increase our deficit further, thereby ensuring future generations work harder - it'll be good for them! I promise to find a way to scapegoat gay people and pro choice women from time to time to keep the Christian right happy, and I will always keep my mouth firmly shut after any gun related killing.
Join me, friends, on my quest to bring back to Washington more of the same. Only this time, we'll be a bit subtler.
Rudy McRomson
